Well, hello students. My Name is Mr. Earheart, but just call me Mr. Axe and we'll be good. I will be the new Algebra teacher on the basis that this school needs an Algebra teacher, I need a good day job, and I happen to be really good at teaching imaginary numbers.
We're all mutants here, so I expect us all to be cool with one another. No, I'm not an X-Man, so homework will not really get extended in the wake of my absence. There will be no obsessive use of powers in my room, and telepathy to get all the answers is just lame. Most of you Telepathy users look like you're constipated when you use it, anyway.
So here's the long and short of it. I teach and you learn. I'm patient, and can help you with anything math-related. I am also here to make sure you are growing up mentally fit for the real world. That being said, I am hear to listen to your problems if you need me.
I'm also great at combat, and am thinking about asking Mr. Andrews about a non-powered MMA training club after school, if anybody's interested.
Well, I was at a masquerade ball 'til very late and you wouldn't BELIEVE what went on there. Suffice to say, I'm tired and not mentally focused for any lesson today. But tomorrow, be ready to cram those craniums with numbers! Laterz, kids!
We're all mutants here, so I expect us all to be cool with one another. No, I'm not an X-Man, so homework will not really get extended in the wake of my absence. There will be no obsessive use of powers in my room, and telepathy to get all the answers is just lame. Most of you Telepathy users look like you're constipated when you use it, anyway.
So here's the long and short of it. I teach and you learn. I'm patient, and can help you with anything math-related. I am also here to make sure you are growing up mentally fit for the real world. That being said, I am hear to listen to your problems if you need me.
I'm also great at combat, and am thinking about asking Mr. Andrews about a non-powered MMA training club after school, if anybody's interested.
Well, I was at a masquerade ball 'til very late and you wouldn't BELIEVE what went on there. Suffice to say, I'm tired and not mentally focused for any lesson today. But tomorrow, be ready to cram those craniums with numbers! Laterz, kids!